You think you know where it's going, then they throw in a twist!

Gentlemen nad Dating

There's a euphemism for masturbation I've never heard before, but it's not surprising. Guys seem inordinately fond of their nads.
Later, in the same spam...

Gibrl Raised By Dwogs

The gibrl raised by dwogs was last seen chasing a cjat down the street. That's what happens when huiman bpeings are parented by canzines.