Wednesday, March 14, 2012

You stand against the wall while we pat you down and check you for any contraband and don't give us any back-sass while we... Ah, forget it.

The following is from the subject line only. The body of the e-mail was completely blank.
Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

Yup. I'm scared.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Oh, they dragged me back in!

I forgot I even had this blog until I read this...
FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU

Attn: Beneficiary This is to inform you that we have have the warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately.

You are advice to download attachment link for more details for your own good if you dont want to go to jail.

That alone is scary enough to make me go to the nearest US consulate and turn myself in for whatever crimes I've supposedly committed, but to make this threat of jail even more believable? It came from an AOL e-mail address. AOL!