You stand against the wall while we pat you down and check you for any contraband and don't give us any back-sass while we... Ah, forget it.

The following is from the subject line only. The body of the e-mail was completely blank.

Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

Yup. I'm scared.

Ayn Rand must be spinning in her privately-owned crypt

Let the Government solve your problems

I wonder how many people got this and exclaimed to themselves, "That's it, I'm going Galt!"

You can replace the punchline with "congress" if you're American

Government Surplus: Everything Must Go!

And they're not just talking about the members of parliament!

Ba-dum-bump!

Thank you! I'll be here all night!