I'm honoured...

You were recently appointed as a biographical candidate to be listed in the 2009/2010 online Princeton Who’s Who Registry among Executives and Professionals.

You have to admire the strict and exacting selection process that results in e-mails sent to a business' general e-mail address, which is exactly where I found this one.

Ooooh, you guys and your junk!

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News and Views. I would so love for that to be true, to see a discussion between anti- and pro-erectile dysfunction pundits. Maybe a series of columns on how the advent of Viagra caused the decline of the automobile industry.

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A new personality in pill form? Because speaking for myself, if you're the type to actually buy these pills, there may be another reason girls don't like you.

It's not really an issue in the first place...

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Thank you, Bob Vila.

Question...

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Do you keep your loose weight in a jar?

Oh no!

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Not Sweden's biggest pop star!

Ow.

Do you need help with an injury

Yes! You're hurtin' me here!

If it's any of your business...

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I don't, know. Does she, love +me again? Does she, love -me again? What does, that even mean? Does she love more than me? Does she love many people? IS SHE CHEATING ON ME AGAIN?!?!
It's my fault really. I just can't commit to an imaginary woman who isn't in my life. Whether or not I swing that way isn't any of your concern, by the way.

Uh oh.

We will get more unknown deceases.

These words don't make sense in this order.

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Oh god it's about...

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ZOMBIES!

Confusing...

Enter fast

You'd think this was from porn spam. Well, you'd be wrong. The preceding line...

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Don't confuse me. I want to know what kind of product it is I'm not buying.

You won't outsmart my blocker so easily

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And a small selection of replica... sorry, rep1ica words.

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Is it contagious?

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Probst?

fried it in butter
Maybe it was survival`s test?

That definitely would be survival's test. It certainly makes me want to click on the link you provided with no context.

Oh?

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I have to admit I am curious how it's able to stimulate people to perform brilliantly in (or on) bed. Does it come with detailed instructions printed on the tablet? Does it cheer you on?

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I'm finding myself becoming rather fond of the offers of an easy college degree from people who can't fit a proper sentence together.
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Sad, lonely life

My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email.

Then why are you using it to write to me?

My brain hurts.

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Obviously.

Heh...

Brand items and dirty cheap price

HEY!

If this comes up your alley

I'm not that kind of lady, bucko!

Maybe "he" has other issues driving "her" away.

You struggle in relationships, as 'she' thinks you don't have a promising future?

If you don't know the gender of your own partner, perhaps you're unqualified for a worthless spam diploma.

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Even one from a diploma spammer who can't get the language quite right.

Not off to a good start...

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You got my e-mail address against my wishes. How can I be sure I can trust you on this?

Now you're just making words up!

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Wait... what?

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Ah, hyperbole. A cheap Rolex knockoff isn't the "standard" by which all other premium watches are measured any more than a boozy Elvis impersonator is the actual King of Rock'n'Roll.

Disturbing yet poetic...

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Er, no

No time for diseases?

Spam sucks

I have more than one e-mail address. My work and personal addresses are only used for personal correspondence and I never get unwanted solicitations. But there are a couple I use to sign up for websites, enter contests, things like that... and oooh, do they get spam.
Spam is a drain on time and resources that would frankly stop if it didn't work, so I blame people who click on the links or reply to the spammer as much as I blame the spammers themselves.
However, every so often spam gets through with a line or two that I just enjoy for whatever reason. Therefore this blog.