Hold on there!

Do you like mold? Didnt think so

Don't go making assumptions about my likes and dislikes, bucko!

What the...?

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I've received some insulting spam before, but this takes the cake!

On the other hand, considering all the pharmaceutical spam I receive for problems (or body parts) I don't even have, maybe they know something I don't.

Huh

Your wishes are honored. We get that you may no longer want our offers, so we have included the appropriate information.

Yet they still send us yet one more.

Even I'm getting tired of these people

No Exams! No Study! No Classes!

Prestigious University

So what is it? A prestigious university or no exams, study, and classes? It can not be both as no prestigious universities put so low a value on education.

More laziness!

Please forward this to any friends who may be interested

Now they want me to do their spamming for them!

On the other hand, if they attach a joke, some long debunked warning, or some political screed that will have me rolling my eyes, I've got plenty of friends and family who will be happy to forward it on to me.

Hmph!

We do not engage in spam practices

Liar.

Not off to a good start...

Canada HealthCare will always provide our customers with:

* Complete Patient Privacy.

You got my e-mail address against my wishes. How can I be sure I can trust you on this?