Showing posts with label financial nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label financial nonsense. Show all posts

Friday, June 26, 2009

Oh, what to say...

Some choice lines instead of quoting the whole damned thing.
The US Government now sending checks...

Even to Canada?
Like the Angels bringing the good news at Christmas-time you have given us a blessing, and a way to secure our home.
...
This grant was truly an answer to my prayers.
...
I was able to bless a divorced mother of three
...
The Grant-A-Day program is a Godsend!!

These came from four different testimonials and there seems to be a theme here. The US government is a tool of Zeus. Or possibly some other deity.
These are truly great kids who's dad is on death row.

Uh...
Oh dear.
I really appreciate it! With this $500 I can pay for my son's textbooks for the entire year at military school! I am a single parent paying my son's school tuition without any help from his father. My son is a very patriotic 8th grader that wants to be a part of the war against terrorism.

I want to try to avoid getting political in this blog, but holy crap! These wars are going to keep going on that long?!?! Don't worry though, he can still sign up when he's old enough even if you don't get the grant.
He wants to be a helicopter pilot in the Marines or Air Force.

Oh, I see. Well, maybe he should learn to live with disappointment. Though at this rate, the war being over won't be one of them.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

A puzzler

Let the government solve your problems

Well, it wasn't one of those wacky libertarians who wrote this one.
Why would anyone pass up the opportunity to claim money
that is rightfully theirs?

Or was it?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Haven't seen this one before...

Store your funds privately

I resent the implication that my mattress is public.
1. Pharma HYIP Replica Adult WoW Games. High Risk Merchant Accounts.

I have no idea what this means. All I can make out is it has to do with drugged up and pornographic World of Warcraft games, and I didn't know you need an outside bank for gold accumulated in that particular MMORPG.
We offer free anonymous (no ID needed) VISA Card to all account holders for only $49.99.

Do you sign for your purchases with invisible ink?
You have received this email because you are member of The Global Digital Currency Association.

Liar. Unless by "member" you mean "on the list of e-mail address we bought".