Nooooooo!!!

Find the online undergrad program that's right for you!

They're doing it all wrong! A PROGRAM?!? That probably requires studying, and I want a degree based on my life experience with no effort required on my part!

Online courses that allow you to attend class anytime

You heartless bastards!

Even I'm getting tired of these people

No Exams! No Study! No Classes!

Prestigious University

So what is it? A prestigious university or no exams, study, and classes? It can not be both as no prestigious universities put so low a value on education.

No, you misunderstand...

Our reply to your degree request

You're confusing "mocking" with "request".

Tip of the Day

We provide a program that will allow anyone with good qualifications to grab a fully legit University Degree

An actual university offering real credentials wouldn't have to advertise that their degrees are legitimate. If the word is shortened to "legit", then you might as well have the degree printed on toilet paper.

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Oh? So you're stealing them from actual graduates to pass on to your customers then?

Let's see how this changed from yesterday...

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So far they're doing better, though I don't think "msg" is very professional.

Our head will get back to you Shortly.

GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Words almost fail me

Hi

We facilitate a program that will allow anyone with average qualifications to fetch a fully legit University Degree - Bachelors, Masters or even a Doctorate.

Pick up the fone and call us now

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Our professor will get back to you shortly.

There just so much that's awesomely horrible about this.
"Pick up the fone..." Unlike most phony... er, fony diploma spams, they managed to get most of the spelling right (we'll ignore the grammar and some unfortunate capitalization). This is the word they stumble on?

"Drop your msg..." Yo.

"Our professor will get back to you shortly." Because yes, in real universities it's the professors who handle all of the administration stuff.

Anyway, if you're curious the area code is for the county of Miami-Dade in Florida, so it's probably just a party fake college anyway.

Does it get more blatant than this?

I've removed what may have been characters my computer doesn't support, but otherwise this is part of the spam as-is...

When we receive your payment, we will start processing your order immediately.WE NEED:You have to send by e-mail:

- name of university you want,- faculty and specialization,- year of graduating,- copy of your passport,- copy of your social security card,- 8 foto ?- copy of your high school diploma- copies of any other diplomas you have

I try not to blame the victim, but at this point you're basically begging them to steal your identity if you send them everything they're asking for.

HOW MUCH THIS DIPLOMA?We are working with Yale University, Columbia University, Duke University, The University of Chicago and with another universities inside and outside USA.Our prices starting from 8000 dollars to..(its depend on university you are choosing and possibility to do it)

$8000! To START!!! The fake diploma people don't usually give prices. I knew this was a racket, but holy crap!
"Here's $8000. Now please give me a worthless piece of paper and steal my identity. Thank you."

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If you're the one person who reads this blog (me!), you already know how I love these worthless diploma spams. The only thing I regret is that I will never be able to witness someone going to a hospital with one trying to get a job as a doçtor.

Truth in advertising

Is your application for employment is being rejected because you don't hold a University Deegree?

They've finally stopped trying to call their worthless pieces of paper "degrees".

Please tell me there's no hazing ritual...

Increase your prestige in the society?

Yes. Now just teach me the secret handshake and let's get this over with.

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The problem they neglect to mention is just what it is that people will be thinking about you.

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I'm finding myself becoming rather fond of the offers of an easy college degree from people who can't fit a proper sentence together.
Wait! Four years! And live a better life by getting real degree.

Maybe "he" has other issues driving "her" away.

You struggle in relationships, as 'she' thinks you don't have a promising future?

If you don't know the gender of your own partner, perhaps you're unqualified for a worthless spam diploma.

We will get back to you in next working day

Even one from a diploma spammer who can't get the language quite right.