Spam sucks

I have more than one e-mail address. My work and personal addresses are only used for personal correspondence and I never get unwanted solicitations. But there are a couple I use to sign up for websites, enter contests, things like that... and oooh, do they get spam.
Spam is a drain on time and resources that would frankly stop if it didn't work, so I blame people who click on the links or reply to the spammer as much as I blame the spammers themselves.
However, every so often spam gets through with a line or two that I just enjoy for whatever reason. Therefore this blog.