In answer to your question...

Do you have any idea how much excess gunk is sitting in your body? Up to 30 pounds. Crazy right?

So crazy that it sounds like an outright lie. The sad thing is that there are more than enough people who will buy into this number without looking into credible sources to see if this an actual fact. Another sad thing about this is even if it were true, getting rid of it wouldn't get rid of excess fat,

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Did you know the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon???

No, I didn't know that. Ick. However, before I take your word for that and purchase your colon cleansing product, I would like to see some respected scientific journals cited please.

Not that I don't trust the word of a spammer.

Yikes

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Any food where you have to "click bravely" isn't a food, it's a Survivor challenge.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

We hope you enjoy receiving emails from Kuxqnyza.

At one time I didn't enjoy receiving spam from anyone, even those with exotic alien names. But that was before I discovered the joy of just how awful most of it is. I'm sure most people would reply to the above with a resounding "No" though.

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See what I mean by alien? Even their address is not of this planet. Unless it's just some spammer lazily and randomly typing on keys to fill out spots in a form, but that would never happen!
My last piece of evidence? What they're trying to sell me!

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I actually do enjoy a delicious acai berry drink. It's a yummy fruit and fruits are good for you. The modern diet doesn't get enough. But enhancing sexual desire? That's no common earthly acai berry we're talking about here!

Don't rush me!

Haste to click

Okay! Okay!
Yeesh, I didn't know your acai berry diet would make you so impatient.

Confusing...

Enter fast

You'd think this was from porn spam. Well, you'd be wrong. The preceding line...

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Don't confuse me. I want to know what kind of product it is I'm not buying.