Oh, they dragged me back in!

I forgot I even had this blog until I read this...

FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU

Attn: Beneficiary This is to inform you that we have have the warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately.

You are advice to download attachment link for more details for your own good if you dont want to go to jail.

That alone is scary enough to make me go to the nearest US consulate and turn myself in for whatever crimes I've supposedly committed, but to make this threat of jail even more believable? It came from an AOL e-mail address. AOL!

Is this a pressing need?

Discount glow sticks

"We need to find a way to get our glow stick costs down. If this expenditure isn't lowered, we may have to go back to electric lights for our office. Wait a minute, what's this...?"

Really?

Find the perfect Hawaiian shirt at the perfect price.

I had no idea this was a problem that needed solving.

I actually feel bad about laughing at this...

What Odor?(r) doesn't just mask odors, it eliminates odors. It eliminates the smells of pets, smoke, cooking, garbage cans, and bathrooms. See what Billy Mays has to say:

I do apologize, but because Billy Mays recently passed away and the recently dead tend to, well, I laughed out loud when I read this. I am a horrible human being.


Just not as horrible as spammers.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Do we really want the kind of people who respond to spam walking around armed?

What the...?

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I've received some insulting spam before, but this takes the cake!

On the other hand, considering all the pharmaceutical spam I receive for problems (or body parts) I don't even have, maybe they know something I don't.

Seriously?

Pull your room together. A new rug can change the appearance and add the color you're looking for!

Are times so desparate that spammers have to resort to selling actual products that people want and need?

AAAHHH! GET OFF THE ROAD!!!

Drive and talk without using your hands

NO! Keep your hands ON THE STEERING WHEEL! YOU'LL... What?

Ooooooh! You mean like a hands-free phone so you can keep your hands on the steering wheel! Well, you should have worded that better, because people will think it's a device that will allow you to drive without using your hands. Phew!

Really?

Need a plumber?

Times are that tough that they need to spam too? There are people sitting at home thinking, "I really need to get those leaky pipes fixed, but I have no idea how to go about getting the help I need"?

I'm surprised it took this long

Remember the king of pop with this limited lithograph

Keep the dream alive with this limited edition set

It's been almost three weeks since his death, and they're only starting to exploit him now? What took them so long?

Now they're spamming for bingo?

Louise Says:
easily do $800 daily no BS

I really can't see how that would be profitable for the provider, but if you can't trust Louise, who can you trust?

You could just have people do it for you at stop lights

Clean windshields without the straining or stretching

If you're straining to clean your windshields, you left it waaaay too long.

Imagine the smell

OMG, an Indoor Dog potty is finally here.

And you thought kitty litter was bad.