Doctor! Doctor!

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No thanks, I'm Canadian so I'm already covered and happily so.

You may want to reconsider your wording...

Enjoy the Beautiful Feet of a Teenager.

Ummm... Er...

Eliminate Foot Fungus and Enjoy Beautiful Toes This Summer.

Ah!

It's one of my "peeves"

Dentists are "furious" about the release of this unprecedented technology!

I "really" "hate" the use of quotation marks as "emphasis", though it does lead to "hilarious" interpretations at times.

And don't drive!

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You can achieve all your goals when you are healthy

If your imbibe enough that "hangover pills" seem like a great idea, I'm not too sure how healthy you are or how many of your goals you will achieve. Unless your goals include "I was so hammered last night...!" stories.

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It's nice to see he's found something else to do after failing to defeat Superman so many times.

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Too bad it's in the growing field of snake oil quackery.

Ow.

Do you need help with an injury

Yes! You're hurtin' me here!

Uh oh.

We will get more unknown deceases.

These words don't make sense in this order.

The book is a gift for humanity as the last resource to help it through the coming years.

Oh god it's about...

Any human being regardless of color, race, religion, poor, rich etc., has within has is necessary to overcome what is coming in any place of the planet. Good luck!

ZOMBIES!