You may want to reconsider your wording...

Enjoy the Beautiful Feet of a Teenager.

Ummm... Er...

Eliminate Foot Fungus and Enjoy Beautiful Toes This Summer.

Ah!

Alright!

Senior dating just got easier

Giggitty!

Disturbing

You'll feel yourself with women like Michael Jordan with ball and hoop.

I actually read this as the spam saying Michael Jordan is a woman when I first glanced at it. Good for him if that's what he wants, but I doubt it.

Er... um... ahhhh...

Hilton Head awaits.

I'm reeeeally trying to keep this blog clean, so there go all the jokes I've got about this one. Sorry, Paris.

Mmmmm...

Jazz and jambalaya. New Orleans.

There's nothing that amuses me about this one. I just really love jambalaya.

Interesting...

Have You Given Russian Dating a Try?

Is that like speed dating, only if you don't like the first person you talk to, there are progressively smaller people inside?